| The Chronicles of a Troll: Throes of Madness #8: "The Diarrhea of ... Jul 23rd 2012, 12:12 Living in a day and age where half the population is either tone-deaf, listening to the likes of Justin Bieber, emotionally dependant on pornography or have the very annoying urge to share their breakfast and what not, on Instagram, God only knows why; it gets harder everyday not to just go out there with a fucking chainsaw, handing out nose-jobs like Michael Jackson handed out, well, hand-jobs to little kids. Yeah, well, fuck you too and fuck your king of pop! So what if he's dead? It was the whole bloody lot of you who put him in that position in the first place.However, that is not the point here, nor is the fact that all the little bitches who use Instagram and/or wear Wayfarers need to be rounded up and shot in the head. The point is simple: FUCK. YOU. Plus, we also need to do something about all those pretentious-wankers who masquerade as aspiring-photographers with their expensive DSLRs and the brain functionality of a dead ferret. Lynching may be a good start.Anyway, I am beating around the bush again for which I apologize, but in all honesty it is tonnes better than beating-off around the bush, near the girl's dorm, which basically summarizes all your summer activities apart from getting paper-cuts from turning the pages of a strangely erotic yet at the same time twice as disturbing magazine.Back to the point: Fuck. You.And what better way to emotionally scar you than THIS? (Provided that neglect and years of abuse is not an option. But don't worry, your alcoholic father has that front covered already.)
It's like anti-Semitism, Satanism and potty-humor all rolled into one.  Source: http://thechroniclesofatroll.blogspot.com/2012/07/throes-of-madness-8-diarrhea-of-anne.html | |
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